OK, here's my contribution:
Where: Canberra (which, although not the capital of Norway, *is*
the capital of Australia)
What: Second year of BSc at Australian National University,
majoring in Geology and/or Physics. I think. I'll get around
to deciding one day.
This signature belongs to: Denis Hackney
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