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(Not Groo) - Funnies from UK TV



Nothing to do with Groo, but if he were on Family Fortunes (you know
the show, "We asked 100 people to name something that someone might
do/use/etc" then the contestant has to guess the most popular answers)
then I expect these are the kind of answers he may give.....


The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on The "Family 
Fortunes" TV  show in the UK.


Name something a blind person might use -  A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck -  Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
Name something that floats in the bath - Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
Name something Red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal - Mail
Name a number you have to memorize - 7
Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Name something you put on walls - Roofs
Name something in the garden that's green - Shed
Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine -  A bicycle
with wings
Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Name something associated with the police - Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac - April
Name something slippery - A conman
Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato
Name a jacket potato topping -  Jam
Name a famous Scotsman - Jock
Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
Name something with a hole in it -  Window
Name a non-living object with legs - Plant
Name a domestic animal - Leopard
Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
Name a way of cooking fish - Cod
Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels

Any funnies from US or worldwide TV?

Jonathan

Kingston-upon-Hull
UK

jonfell@yahoo.com
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