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Re: Almost not quite unrelated



hi ALL,

> Question: How many listserv subscribers does it take
>           to change a light bulb?
> Answer:   578
> ------------------------------------------------------------
> 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the listserv that
> the light bulb has been changed.
> 
> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs
> and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
> 
> 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
> changing light bulbs.
> 
> 53 to flame the spell checkers.
> 
> 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
> 
> 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about
> the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this
> listserv.
> 
> 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are
> all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant
> to this listserv.
> 
> 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different
> light bulbs.
> 
> 44 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to
> post corrected URLs.
> 
> 33 to summarize ALL posts to date, then quote them
> (including all the headers and footers, of course)
> and then add "Me Too."
> 
> 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
> 
> 52 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because
> they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

1 more to send this joke message

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in the joke post
 
13 to flame the spell checkers.
 
23 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
 
and 1 more to send this comments

[]'s Borje (posting again! wow!!! 3 posts this year!! :-) )
bffk@di.ufpe.br