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Beware of the following viruses
Sorry about the non-Groo post but I had to share this with someone..
Ellen Degeneres Virus-Your Ibm suddenly claims it's a MAC!
Monica Lewinsky Virus-Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Titanic Virus-Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney Virus-Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Mike Tyson Virus-Quits after one byte.
Prozac Virus-Screws up your RAM but you processor doesn't care.
Lorena Bobbit Virus-Turns tour hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Woody Allen Virus-Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Joey Buttafuoco Virus-Only attacks minor files.
Ronald Reagan Virus-Saves your data, forgets where it is.
Spice Girl Virus-Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Dr. Kervorkian Virus-Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes
Oprah Winfrey Virus-Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and
then slowly expands to 300 MB.
AT&T Virus-Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are
MCI Virus-Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you are paying too much
the AT&T virus.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus-Terminates and stays resident. It'll be
Viagra Virus-Expands your hard drive while putting too much
pressure on your zip drive.
Sharon Stone Virus-Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's
Tim Allen Virus-Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon
Saddam Hussein Virus-Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding Virus-Turns your .BAT files into a lethal weapon.
George Michaels Virus-Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess
X-files Virus-All your icons start shape shifting.
Sonny Bono Virus-Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears
out of nowhere.
Martha Stewart Virus-Takes all your files, sorts them by category and
folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.