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Beware of the following viruses



Sorry about the non-Groo post but I had to share this with someone..

Ellen Degeneres Virus-Your Ibm suddenly claims it's a MAC!

Monica Lewinsky Virus-Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Titanic Virus-Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney Virus-Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson Virus-Quits after one byte.

Prozac Virus-Screws up your RAM but you processor doesn't care.

Lorena Bobbit Virus-Turns tour hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Woody Allen Virus-Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card. 
                      
Joey Buttafuoco Virus-Only attacks minor files.

Ronald Reagan Virus-Saves your data, forgets where it is.

Spice Girl Virus-Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

Dr. Kervorkian Virus-Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes
them. 

Oprah Winfrey Virus-Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and
then slowly expands to 300 MB.

AT&T Virus-Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are 
getting.

MCI Virus-Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you are paying too much
for
the AT&T virus.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus-Terminates and stays resident.  It'll be
back!

Viagra Virus-Expands your hard drive while putting too much          
pressure on your zip drive.

Sharon Stone Virus-Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's
there.

Tim Allen Virus-Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon
contact.

Saddam Hussein Virus-Won't let you into any of your programs.

Tonya Harding Virus-Turns your .BAT files into a lethal weapon.

George Michaels Virus-Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess
data
buildup.

X-files Virus-All your icons start shape shifting.

Sonny Bono Virus-Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears
out of nowhere.

Martha Stewart Virus-Takes all your files, sorts them by category and
folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.