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Re: Raptus Conclusion
Hey there Knight Who Says Cheesedip and Also Does a Fabulous Job of
Reporting on Raptus!!!
I'm a Christian, I'm not offended, and I think another name to add to the
others is Goofy Guy in Black Who Thumbs His Nose At Convention While Not
Hurting Anyone (Which Is Never A Bad Thing To Do) And Who Fits Right In With
Well, maybe it's too long.
Take care -Gary G.
From: the Knight Who Says Cheesedip <email@example.com>
To: firstname.lastname@example.org <email@example.com>
Date: Thursday, September 23, 1999 9:04 AM
Subject: Re: Raptus Conclusion
>It's me again... I just want to thank you for your praise, and address some
>of the comments made by you lot ;)...
>First of all my name... Yes... my name is Kristian... don't bug me about it
>;)... As for the e-mail address it's sort of a joke; in Gematria the word
>Sorath is given the numerical value 666... I know it's not particularly
>funny, but Mordred was taken when I established my account....But if you
>think that my name is Kristian and my e-mail address being sorath666 is
>paradoxical, check this out. In Gematria both Nachash (Serpent) and Messiah
>(the Coming Lord) equals 358... Which, if you interpret it vulgarly, means
>that the Serpent is the Messiah ;)... well nuff about that.... I'll move on
>before you all start looking at me funny. ;)
> >~~~ I just have one question.... is that last pic your official "super
> >villain" pose? ; ) The cane adds a nice "I'm evil yet refined" quality.
> >I think you should go into supervillainy professionally. ; )
> >Very gothic; very intense and
> >Oh, and Nate is right, you DO make a good supervillain
> There are different approaches do de-vilify the picture (which I kinda
>like myself)... I could excuse myself by saying I posed for the picture
>during a Vampire RPG-session where I played a not that nice Lasombra named
>Fortinbras, and that I'm posing as him... but that is a poor excuse.... I
>can only say that I'm no villain, I'm not a devil-worshipper... I'm just a
>dark nice guy ;).... But as for going in to supervillainy professionally,
>does it count that I was the prime candidate for my party in the local
>elections? (which coincidentally took place the day after this picture was
>As for the Knight Who Says Cheesedip not being an evil enough name for me
>as a villain, I would just like to state that I do have several other
>names; like the Great Mordred (leFay), or just plain Mordred, Fortinbras,
>Herman Hedning (Herman the Heathen) and many more, including my birth name
>Kristian, which is kind of evil. (Not only is it related to a religion that
>has oppressed many people (no offence to any Christians on the list), it is
>also the birth name of the infamous Count Grishnac who is credited with
>starting the church-burning craze in Norway and other countries in the
>early nineties. For your information I can mention that he used to hang
>around my neighborhood allot). Sometimes I'm also reffered to as "that nut
>over there", "that weirdo satanic-dude", and at times just "HIM"... Not
>only do I have several names, I also bear several titles apart from knight;
>a small selection of which are
>Emisary of the Illuminati
>Envoy of Hell
>Bearer of Strange titles,
>Right hand of weirdness
>the fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse
>Bringer of deadly Sponges
>Harbinger of the Bizarre
>Herald of Death
>and Dingdong extraordinare
>As for the Sheik's suggestion for new names, I enjoyed them all... but I
>found these to be the most promising:
> >The Spanish Inquisition Who Says Cheesedip?
>(Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition is one of my most used lines upon
>entering a room)
> >The Buckets of Blood Pouring Out OF People's Heads Who Says Cheesedip?
>(reminds me of some of the short stories I wrote as a kid)
> >The Crunchy Frog Who Says Cheesedip?
>(... do I need to explain this?)
>Other possibilities are
>The Knight Who Says Expired Cheesedip.
>the Cloaked Cheesedipper
>The Dark Knight of the Dipped Cheese... (but that would be just plain
> Sorry, everyone for this off topic post... I just felt like writing
>something about myself, myself and myself. Sort of a salute to my own
>Glorious self....(nah...) feel free to ignore this entire letter, though if
>you've read this far it will probably be to late to ignore it ;)
>Have fun everyone, enjoy you Cheesedip
>The Knight Who Says Cheesedip
>P.S. BTW... check out:
>to see what else I do ;)
>-"All right! That's it! It's gotten Silly!"
> - Monty Python's Flying Circus