i don't know why but this made me think of the groop..80)
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her
glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, catches it in midair, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman
invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for
everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a
nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"
"No, she replies......... "You just happened to catch my eye