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Filthy Monkeys, Typewriters, the Usual...
Upon consideration of the holy relic they would be transporting, TFAW went
all out in its packaging strategy: They first used the indestructible Brown
Box of Mystery (AC - 10), wrapped in the Mystic Extra Sticky Tape of Glory.
Upon the inside of the BBoM
(if it can be said to have an "inside" [there is a great debate raging even
now among topological conundrum connoseuirs])
were the Ancient Styr-o-foam Peanuts of the Beyond. This magical blend of
all the best shock absorbers in the universe was made even better by running
candidates through the Sieve of Erasthonese, which allowed only the "prime"
(math joke!) ones into the BBoM.
AS you can see, it would be impossible for TFAW to send you a Holy Lunchbox
(which, by the way, comes with a Groo postcard inside), because I have the
only packing materials in the Universe worthy of carrying the sacrosanct
-That "Pious" Guy Daniel
PS: This post was a lot funnier in my head. But then again, a lot of things
are funny in my head.