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Re: Rocky Kevin (royal jester)??
Kevin makes an excellent Fool. As any fool can plainly see.
As Glorko's loyal aide de camp, I will see to the paperwork.
(Glorko, do you think Kevin knows that on Zoltron, after the Royal Jester
has made us laugh until we're hungry, we eat him?)
Gary ("I like my Kevin's sunny side up and with ketchup") Grossmann
(PS The electric chair is warming up. Do you want to use cooking oil,
margarine, or butter?)
(PPS No one else can read the stuff in brackets, right?)
>You have proven your qualifications. You are the royal jester (in exile).
>Now, please stop. I'm going to bed and want a good night's sleep.
>King Glorko (who's fool enough)
>(psssst. Get that electric chair warmed up!)
>>Can I be the royal Jester? Please?? Huh? Can I? Do you guys need a fool?
>>Would you take me for the fool that I am?? I'm eminently (sp?)
>>qualified!! I was born on Groo's day...I mean April Fool's Day.
>>If that doesn't get me the job, then I'll begin to tell puns on various
>>subjects until you finally give up & let me make a fool of myself!!
>>Shall we start with "salads"? I'll be dressing up LOTS of puns even if
>>you shout, "Lettuce alone! We can't take any more!" "Leaf you alone?!
>>Ha! I'll toss puns your way until you're completely bowled over!
>>Hmmmm??? I can turnip the pun level if necessary. Pepper you with
>>non-stop cruelty. Dish up puns until you finally fork over the title!!