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Re: DON'T READ GROO!
So Chad, what's your point? -Gary G.
From: Chad Riden <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: email@example.com <firstname.lastname@example.org>; email@example.com <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Saturday, December 18, 1999 2:00 PM
Subject: DON'T READ GROO!
>I'm just sending this email to you as a warning. DO
>NOT READ GROO. Under any circumstances. Several people
>may try to convince you that GROO would enhance your
>life in some fashion or another. This is pure crap.
>Over the past few years I have been working in
>association with International Idiots trying to get
>the word out that GROO is nothing more than an
>elaborate plot to drive a wedge between you & your
>mind and money.
>The beautiful art is specifically designed to
>initially suck you in. The words contained in the
>publication, poetic as they may be, are the main
>threat. Read one issue... you'll notice nothing
>unusual. You'll think it's funny. Read several issues
>and before you realize what has happened, you'll be
>scanning the pages looking at the pictures UNABLE TO
>READ! This stupefication of the masses actually
>reprograms minds and transforms living people into
>GROO zombies! These people buy as much GROO as they
>can until they have no money left. It's an obsession,
>a compulsion, a sickness!
>Beware! And if this ever goes to court, for all legal
>purposes, you have been warned!
>Chad M. Riden
>ICQ # 9922135
>webweenie @ http://fly.to/idiots.com
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