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Re: Zoltranian jester feast



Rats! I thought he couldn't read the stuff in parentheses. Okay, we'll just
have beenie weenies.


>Entree??! I thought you were HAVING me for dinner, not having ME for
>dinner...!!!
>
>Heheh...um...I'm actually not that good at jesting...um...watch:
>
>I just flew in from Zoltron...and boy are my arms tired!! Heheh.
>
>I can't even pun very well...let's see...space puns: space is REALLY
>big...it just sort of warps the mind how big it is...it's sort of
>galactic in a universal way. See??!
>
>I actually had someone else give me those rock & salad puns...um...it
>was Ruben! Yeah, that's the ticket! You wouldn't BELIEVE the puns that
>guy comes up with!! He's EMINENTLY more foolish than I!! And he already
>even sounds like an entree...see:  Chicken Cacchitore...Ruben
>Arellano...Veal Scalopini...see??!
>
>I've even heard people in New York say they can't resist a good Ruben!!
>So, enjoy the feast! Happy Zoltronian Merrymaking, etc. etc.
>
>Kevin (the Fool FORMERLY known as the Jester)