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Re: OT - Watt and Knotts?



Yeah, but who's on first?  -Gary G.


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Azamin "Cantona" Zainol Abidin" <azamin7@pd.jaring.my>
To: "Groop" <groop@groo.com>
Sent: Wednesday, December 29, 1999 1:09 AM
Subject: OT - Watt and Knotts?


> > The conversation between Watts & Knotts
> >     -------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >     "Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.
> >     "Watt."
> >     "What is your name, please?"
> >     "Watt's my name."
> >     "That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
> >     "That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
> >
> >     A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
> >
> >     "No, this is Knott."
> >     "Please tell me your name."
> >     "Will Knott."
> >     "Why not?"
> >     "Huh? What do you mean why not?"
> >     "Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
> >     "But I told you my name!"
> >     "Didn't you say you will not?"
> >     "Not not, Will Knott!"
> >     "That's what I mean."
> >     "So you know my name."
> >     "Of course not!"
> >
> >     "Good. So now, what is yours?"
> >     "Watt. Yours?"
> >     "Your name!"
> >     "Watt's my name."
> >     "How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
> >     "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name
> >     and you have not even told me yours yet."
> >     "You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my
> >     name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet."
> >     "Of course not!"
> >     "See, you even know my name!"
> >     "Of course not!"
> >     "Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
> >     "Because I don't."
> >
> >     [Pause]
> >
> >     "What is your name?"
> >     "See, you know my name!"
> >     "Of course not!"
> >     "Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?"
> >     "To find out your name!"
> >     "But you already know it!"
> >     "What?"
> >     "See, and you know mine!"
> >     "Of course not!"
> >     "Exactly!"
> >
> >     NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE
> >     OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S
> > NAME.
> >
> >     "Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what
> >     will be your answer?"
> >     "Watt's my name."
> >     "No, no, give me only one word."
> >     "Watt"
> >     "Your name!"
> >     "Right!"
> >
> >     [pause before it hits him]
> >
> >     "Oh, Wright!"
> >     "Yeah!"
> >     "So why didn't you say it before?"
> >     "I told you so many times!"
> >     "You never said Wright before"
> >     "Of course I did."
> >     "Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
> >     "I do not."
> >     "Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
> >     "I do not!"
> >     "Good!"
> >
> >     [pause before it hits him]
> >
> >     "Oh, Guud!"
> >     "Good."
> >     "No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
> >     "No, it's Knott!"
> >     "Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
> >     "Yes Wright."
> >
> >     NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL!
> >
> >     - Watt do you think?? Do they or do they Knott??? -
>