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Numbers & Bigfoot (OT)
Hey! I said I was a numbers guy. I didn't say I was any good at it. What
do you expect from a Groo fan? Or from a former slimy amoeba for that
btw, I think those Bigfoot sightings in Malaysia are probably Zoltron
assassins come looking for Glorko. But Glorko, sly devil that he is, was
smart enough to live in Texas. Texas. Where you can legally shoot, stuff,
and mount over your fireplace anything big and hairy, including your
brother-in-law if you can prove he didn't pay his bar tab. I think Glorko
Take care all -Gary G.
----- Original Message -----
From: "schechner & associates" <email@example.com>
Sent: Sunday, January 02, 2000 11:18 AM
Subject: Re: Anti-2000
> Um, for a numbers man, Gary, you're pretty lousy with numbers. If this is
> year 48 on the Zoltronian calendar with next year (49) starting next March
> 1, that means the calendar began on March 1, 1951! Just for that, I
> you a bunch of slimy amoeba slithering around eating each other.
> Glorko from the planet Zoltron
> PS. Of course, the Zoltronian usurpers have changed the calendar back to
> the original Voofraxian calendar since I left. (Ptooie! I spit on their
> >Jewish: Monday, September 7, 3761 B.C.
> >Mayan: August 13, 3114 B.C.
> >Christian: January 1, A.D. 1
> >Indian: March 21, A.D. 79
> >Islamic: Thursday, July 18, A.D. 622
> >Zoltronian: March 1, 1952
> >Groo: February, 1982
> >And how do you like that King Glorko! Having the Zoltron calendar start
> >his birthday! You'd think we were just a bunch of slimy amoeba
> >around eating each other before he showed up! .......Hmmm. OK, so maybe
> >were! But that's not the point!
- From: Nate Piekos <firstname.lastname@example.org>
- Re: Anti-2000
- From: schechner & associates <email@example.com>