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Common Sense YukYuk



hi guys/grrls!

a quiz is below.  no cheating.

have a nice day.  :)

> The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not
> you are qualified to be a professional.
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> Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult.
> You just need to think like a professional.
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is:
> Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This
> question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a
> complicated way.
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?
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> Incorrect answer:
> Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut the refrigerator.
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> Correct answer:
> Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and
> close the door. This question tests your foresight.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
> except one. Which animal does not attend?
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> Correct answer:
> The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you
> are capable of comprehensive thinking.
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> OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may
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> your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.
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> 4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?
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> Correct Answer:
> Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal
> meeting! This question tests your reasoning ability.
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> If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true
> professional. Wealth and success await you.
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> If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but
> there's hope for you.
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> If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper
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> a fast food joint.
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> If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's
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> only way you will ever make any money.
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> If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require
any
> higher mental functions at all, such as law or politics.
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