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Re: [Groop] Hi
On Thu, 27 Apr 2000 SheikOfEntropy@aol.com wrote:
> Welcome Ian, and welcome Chris AKA Glorko, too! (I mean the Late Chris
> Schechner, AKA the Late King Glorko)
> And thanks Finn!!! I didn't realize that I was dead, as is everyone in the
> Groop except for you. Tsk, quite a shame really, but what can I do about it,
> I AM dead, after all.
> Now, about the whining of the Late Gary Grossmann. Be fair, Late Gary, you
> know you can't take it with you, because the coffin will be waaay too small.
> It's only fair that Finn and Ian share the wealth.
> Now, here are the Top Ten effects of the Death of Groop:
> 10: GROOGRAMS reduced to topical discussion of the merits of the series.
> 9: The body of a Brazilian master spy and legendary cryptographer found
> smothered in cheesedip.
> 8. Mulch sales plummet.
> 7. Mark Evanier FINALLY able to catch up on his back email.
> 6. Issue #1 of THE WHOLE ENCHILADA signed by the late Nate Piekos fetch
> $23,000 at Christie's Auction
> 5. Finn Smith arrested in Washington State, found rooting about in roofless
> shed shouting, "WHERE IS IT! HE COULDN'T TAKE IT WITH HIM, COULD HE?"
> 4. The Groo Chatless Chatroom is silent (no change, really?)
> 3. Groo back issue prices reach record low, OVERSTREET & WIZARD guides drop
> rating of early Groo issues as low as 3¢ each, starting the Great Groo
> 2. GROOPADS start showing up on ebay.
> 1. The Late Josh Jones actually posts a message, from beyond the grave.
> The Late Larry Steller, AKA The Late Sheik of Entropy
> Groop maillist - Groop@groo.com
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