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Some Grooish behaviour, since the list is quiet I thought these might amuse
those of us who are out there!
 Jenny	
(status relurk mode)


>
> >
> >  >                      IDIOTS AT WORK...
> >       >  I was signing the receipt for my credit card
> >       >  purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never
> >       >  signed my name on the back of the credit card.  She
> >       >  informed me that she could not complete the transaction
> >       >  unless the card was signed.  When I asked why, she
> >       >  explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on
> >       >  the credit card with the signature I just signed on the
> >       >  receipt.  So I signed the credit card in front of
> >       >  her.  She carefully compared that signature to the one I
> >       >  signed on the receipt.  As luck would have it, they
> >       >  matched.
> >       >
> >       >
> >       >              IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
> >       >
> >       >  I live in a semi-rural area.  We recently
> >       >  had a new neighbor call the local township
> >       >  administrative office to request the removal of the
> >       >  Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many
> >       >  deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them
> >       >  to cross there.
> >       >
> >       >                      IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
> >       >  My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> >       >  ordered a taco.  She asked the individual behind the
> >       >  counter for "minimal lettuce."  He said he was
> >       >  sorry, but they only had iceberg.
> >       >
> >       >              IDIOT SIGHTINGS Sighting #1:
> >       >  I was at the airport, checking in at the
> >       >  gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone
> >       >  put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"  I
> >       >  said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
> >       >  know?"  He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why
> >       >  we ask."
> >       >
> >       >               Idiot Sighting #2:
> >       >  The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it
> >       >  is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an
> >       >  intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when
> >       >  she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.  I
> >       >  explained that it signals to blind people when the light is
> >       >  red.  She responded,  appalled, "What on earth are blind
> >       >  people doing driving?"
> >       >
> >       >               Idiot Sighting #3:
> >       >  At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear
> >       >  coworker who is leaving the company due to
> >       >  "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said,  "this
> >       >  is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not
> >       >  another word was spoken. We just looked at each
> >       >  other like deer staring into the headlights of an
> >       >  approaching truck.
> >       >
> >       >               Idiot Sighting #4:
> >       >  I worked with an Individual who plugged her
> >       >  power strip back into itself and for the life of her
> >       >  could not understand why her system  would not turn
> >       >  on.
> >       >
> >       >
> >       >               Idiot Sighting #5:
> >       >  When my husband and I arrived at an
> >       >  automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were
> >       >  told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We
> >       >  went to the service department and found a mechanic
> >       >  working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
> >       >  As I watched from the passenger's side, I
> >       >  instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
> >       >  "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's  open!"
> >       >  "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that
> >       >  side."
> >       >
> >       >
> >       >
> >       >              There, now, don't you feel better?
> >       >
> >       >
> >
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> Subject:	FW: Idiots
> 
>  >                      IDIOTS AT WORK...
> 	>  I was signing the receipt for my credit card
> 	>  purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never
> 	>  signed my name on the back of the credit card.  She
> 	>  informed me that she could not complete the transaction
> 	>  unless the card was signed.  When I asked why, she
> 	>  explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on
> 	>  the credit card with the signature I just signed on the
> 	>  receipt.  So I signed the credit card in front of
> 	>  her.  She carefully compared that signature to the one I
> 	>  signed on the receipt.  As luck would have it, they
> 	>  matched.
> 	>
> 	>
> 	>              IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
> 	>
> 	>  I live in a semi-rural area.  We recently
> 	>  had a new neighbor call the local township
> 	>  administrative office to request the removal of the
> 	>  Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many
> 	>  deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them
> 	>  to cross there.
> 	>
> 	>                      IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
> 	>  My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> 	>  ordered a taco.  She asked the individual behind the
> 	>  counter for "minimal lettuce."  He said he was
> 	>  sorry, but they only had iceberg.
> 	>
> 	>              IDIOT SIGHTINGS Sighting #1:
> 	>  I was at the airport, checking in at the
> 	>  gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone
> 	>  put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"  I
> 	>  said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
> 	>  know?"  He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why
> 	>  we ask."
> 	>
> 	>               Idiot Sighting #2:
> 	>  The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it
> 	>  is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an
> 	>  intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when
> 	>  she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.  I
> 	>  explained that it signals to blind people when the light is
> 	>  red.  She responded,  appalled, "What on earth are blind
> 	>  people doing driving?"
> 	>
> 	>               Idiot Sighting #3:
> 	>  At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear
> 	>  coworker who is leaving the company due to
> 	>  "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said,  "this
> 	>  is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not
> 	>  another word was spoken. We just looked at each
> 	>  other like deer staring into the headlights of an
> 	>  approaching truck.
> 	>
> 	>               Idiot Sighting #4:
> 	>  I worked with an Individual who plugged her
> 	>  power strip back into itself and for the life of her
> 	>  could not understand why her system  would not turn
> 	>  on.
> 	>
> 	>
> 	>               Idiot Sighting #5:
> 	>  When my husband and I arrived at an
> 	>  automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were
> 	>  told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We
> 	>  went to the service department and found a mechanic
> 	>  working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
> 	>  As I watched from the passenger's side, I
> 	>  instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
> 	>  "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's  open!"
> 	>  "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that
> 	>  side."
> 	>
> 	>
> 	>
> 	>              There, now, don't you feel better?
> 	>
> 	>
> 
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