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[Groop]FW: Lawyer Joke



Lawyer jokes you want...lawyer jokes I have.
Here's one.  I'll forward more as I sort them out.

Cheese-dip!


> >>> >>A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jaguar XK-8
>  >>> >>in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
> As he
>  >>> >>got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and
> completely
>  >>> >>tore off the driver's door of the Jag. The counselor immediately
>  >>> >>grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911. In less than five minutes,
> a
>  >>> >>policeman pulled up.
> 
>  >>> >>Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
> started
>  >>> >>screaming hysterically. His Jag, which he had just picked up the
> day
>  >>> >>before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no
> 
>  >>> >>matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
>  >>> >>
>  >>> >> After the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting, the
>  >>> >>cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how
> 
>  >>> >>materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on
> your
>  >>> >>possessions that you don't notice anything else."
>  >>> >>
>  >>> >> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop
>  >>> >>replied,"Didn't you know that your left arm is missing from the
>  >>> >>elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
>  >>> >>
>  >>> >> "MY GOD," screamed the lawyer, "My Rolex!!!!"
> 
> 
> 

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