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Does this means they are Grooed???
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From: "Zahani Harun" <zahani@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Fwd: Some maths...on life and marriage]
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2000 02:51:01 GMT





From: "Raftah Ibrahim" <entah72@hotmail.com>
To: alifaida@hotmail.com, baridatul@hotmail.com, belle_3475@yahoo.com, zahani@hotmail.com
Subject: Fwd: Some maths...on life and marriage]
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000 03:20:16 GMT






From: "Junita Isa" <junita_isa@sirim.my>
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To: "um95-96@egroups.com" <um95-96@egroups.com>
Subject: [um95-96] [Fwd: [ssp89] FW: Some maths...on life and marriage]
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 10:55:07 +0800



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> >   ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> >
> >   Smart man + smart woman = romance
> >   Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> >   Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> >   Dumb man + dumb woman =  pregnancy
> >
> > OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> >
> > Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> > Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
> >
> > SHOPPING MATH
> >
> > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
> >
> > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> >
> > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> > little.
> > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> > understand her at all.
> >
> > Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot
> > more willing to die.
> > Any married man should forget his>mistakes, there's no use in two
> > people remembering the same thing.
> >
> > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> > Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
> >
> > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
> >
> > A woman has the last word in any argument.
> > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
> >
> > There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
> > marriage and after marriage.
> >
> >

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