On Wed, 22 May 1996, The Knight Who Says Cheese Dip wrote:

> Actually I would like to hear from anyone who has any ideas of how I, The
> Knight Who Says Cheese Dip, can save myself from this grotesque monster. I
> have tried feeding the blender to it (not feeding IT to the blender... Itīs
> too big.), but that didnīt work. So, please, please, help a fellow
> Groo-fanatic save his life. Send your lifesaving suggestions...

	Throw a 10 gallon bucket of dehydrated Cheese Dip into its mouth. 
The resulting hydration of the cheese dip should easily completely
dehydrate the monster, while thus producing 100 gallons of Cheese Dip  
and a costume for your next Groo Theme Party.  Enjoy.