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Re: Bufoonary and other dark matter(s).

I, like almost everyone else, stopped watching when Joel left.  Looks 
like I didn't miss anything.

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>You don't know what mystery Science Theater 3000 is, alright here we 
>The thing is this, two evil scientists, Dr. Clayton Forrester & Dr.
>Larry Earhardt, shot the sleepy-eyed, well-meaning janitor of Gizmonics
>Institute, Joel Robinson, into space for an expirement. Joel invented
>the robots: Crow, the gold one, Tom Servo, the short red one, and 
>the purple one, who runs the higher functions of the ship. Cambot, I'm
>going to assume was put there by the scientists to keep an eye on Joel.
>BTW, the ship is referred to as the Satelite of Love. Essentially, they
>were forced (by the scientists) to watch really bad movies, which they
>heckle and make wise-cracks throughout. Movies ranging from the goofy :
>Gamera, Godzilla, The Crawling Eye, to the excrutiatingly painful:
>Manos, the Hands of Fate, That one still makes me shudder. Then, after
>awhile, Dr. Earhardt disapeared, so to fill the void Dr. Forrester 
>TV's Frank away from the local Arby's. Later still, the Mads, as they
>were called, hired temp worker Mike Nelson to help them with their
>inventory. They then planned to kill Mike rather then pay him. Gypsy (
>the purple robot), overheard and thought the Mads were planning to kill
>Joel. Enlisting the aid of Mike, they discovered an escape pod aboared
>the satelite in a box marked Hamdingers, and since noone on the ship
>liked Hamdingers it had remained hidden until then. Gypsy chucks Joel
>into the escape pod, and Joel heads back to earth. The Mads, angryat
>losing Joel, and not wanting their expirement to fail, the knock Mike
>out and send him up to the satelite to take Joels place. So now it's
>Mike, Crow, and  om Servo watching bad movies. Then in season six TV's
>Frank was assumed intoheavon by the angel Torgo (the creepy big kneed
>goat man from Manos), so the Mrs. Pearl Forrester, Dr.Forrester's mom,
>takes Frank's place. Then she kills Dr.Forrester, the satlite ends up 
>the edge of the universe for about 500 years. The crew of the satelite
>come back to earth to find it ruled by intellegent apes most notably
>Prof. BoBo, and Dr.Peanut. Pearl, who had herself frozen, was
>pro-claimed the Lawgiver, and the movies continued. The telepathic
>mutants from Beneath the Planet of the Apes, show up with their
>disfuntional bomb, The apes, being good neighbors, try to fix the bomb.
>Mike tells them how, the planet explodes. The only survivors being The
>crew of the satelite, and Pearl, who escaped in a rocket powered
>Volkswagen bus, Prof. BoBo, who stowed away on the bus, and Dr.Peanut,
>who flung into the past, and thanks to that and a particularly freaky
>female reletive of Mike's gave birth to the intellegent apes who were
>running the world. Then everybody was captured by the Observers. These
>guys were pasty white, wore long purple robes, and claimed they had no
>need of a pysical body, which is why they also carried their brains
>around in a pan. Pearl lies to Mike to get them to help her and BoBo
>escape disection. Mike destroys the planet. However, one Observer
>escapes and joins up w/ Pearl and BoBo. They chase Mike and the crew,
>through wormholes, alternate realities, and the ancient past, before
>finally making it back to their own time and reality. Pearl arrives at
>the ancestral home of the Forrester clan, and resumes trying to take
>over the world while forcing Mike and the bots to watch bad movies. 
>takes us up to current pretty much, and remember you asked.      ---
>Bryan " too much free time" Shultz
>Hail to the king, baby!----Ash-- Army of Darkness

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