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[Fwd: What's in a Name?]

This is kind of funny, in a 'keep those farries away from me!' way.  

Notice that all the other slogans aren't inherently 'gay'.....

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> >> This guy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay
> bar but
> >> decides, 'What the heck, I really want a drink.'  When the gay
> waiter
> >> approaches he says to the customer, 'What's the name of your penis?
> >>
> >> The customer says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
> >> drink'. The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve you
> until you
> >> tell me the name of your penis.  Mine for instance is called Nike,
> for
> >> the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls
> >> Snickers, because 'It really "Satisfies."  The customer looks
> dumbfounded
> >> so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it
> over.
> >>
> >> So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on
> a beer
> >> and asks, 'Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?'  The man to
> his left,
> >> with a smile, looks back and says, 'TIMEX.'  The thirsty customer
> asks,
> >> 'Why Timex?'   The fella proudly replies, 'Cause it takes a
> lickin' and
> >> keeps on tickin'!'
> >>
> >> A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right
> sipping on
> >> a fruity margarita. 'So, what do you call your penis?'  The man to
> his
> >> right turns to him and proudly exclaims, 'FORD', because quality
> is Job
> >> 1, 'Then adds, 'Have you driven a Ford, lately?'
> >>
> >> Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he
> comes
> >> up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and
> exclaims,
> >> 'The name of my penis is Secret'. Now give me my beer.'  The
> bartender
> >> begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,
> 'Why
> >> Secret?' The customer says, 'Strong enough for a man but made for a
> >> woman!'
> >
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