Re: Green Monkeys and Pleated Pants

["Saad Azim" <fuchikaka@hotmail.com>]

> I don't know about you guys, but I have lackeys to do my waitin' for me. Of
> course, if you asked my lackies about me, they would refer to me as 
> 'friend'
> rather than 'master', but that's beside the point. For an instance:  I have
> tickets to see Star Wars on Sunday, and I didn't have to wait one minute 
> for
> them.  My lackey simply went and picked them up for me.  MWAHAHAHAHA I am a
> GOD!!!!
>
> -TGoD
>
> PS:  I'm going to watch "Thumbs Wars" that Star Wars spoof on TV the night
> before Star Wars opens.  Anyone else here heard of it?
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN....

...

I mean, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Finals, 10 page reports, Accounting, Statistics... Am I to be the (in true 
Grooish fashion) the loser?  While there is Star Wars on radio, TV, and the 
net; I sit somewhere trying to memorize Perpetual LIFO Inventory systems and 
Statistical Data Analysis.  Tormented by the question, to read or not to 
read the books to find out the story; or wait for, oh, I'd say five months 
to actually see the movie along with people who are seeing it for the 
umpteenth hundredth time.

Sadly, I wait for that day when I too shall be free of education, camping in 
front of a theater for a month, being interviewed by reporters of local TV 
and radio stations, treated as someone of mediocre importance, as the first 
man to grab the tickets to an upcoming movie taking place "A long time 
ago..."



















...called "Groo the wanderer".
                                        -Saad "Grooss Marginal" Azim
P.S. Oobi Scoobi Doobi Kanoobi?
P.P.S. Anyone plan on catching the "Animaniacs Star Wars TV Special" this 
weekend.  Even though it's a re-run, it's a funny re-run (Slappy Wanna 
Nappy, Bicentenial Lemon, Chew-Boo-Ka, Brain-Too-Me-Too, 3-Pinkio).
P.P.P.S. For those who didn't understand the P.S., Yes, I have heard of 
"Thumbs Wars" and I am going to watch it.  Some local TV station is also 
going to run "Star Wars: A New Hope" (NATE).  Any one going to watch that?


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