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Re: "Sparky" Urinetoast
My husband once got an electric catfish, and the first thing he did after he
got it home and put it in a tank was take off his sneakers, and ... you
guessed it. "Wow!" He said after the episode, "I guess I won't do that
Another little electrocution story, his dad owned a marina out on Long Beach
Island (30 miles from Atlantic City, folks), and Keith was bringing a boat
in during a thunder storm...CRACK goes the lightening. Up goes the hair. You
know, he really wasn't the same after that. Hmmmmmm
From: Nate Piekos <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: email@example.com <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Tuesday, July 20, 1999 1:26 AM
Subject: "Sparky" Urinetoast
>Well folks, as if my cold chinese food without a fork story wasn't
>enough...... tonight I truly earned the nickname, that Chris gave
>me...."sparky". I have officially been electrocuted.
>While painting what will soon be the new AKF Comics office on the 2nd floor
>of my new house, I was using an antique lamp as a light source during a
>raging thunderstorm. (not smart) Paint paint paint whoops! dropped the
>lamp, lightbulb blows. Go find a lightbulb. paint paint paint, whoops.
>bump the freakin lamp again... get another lightbulb.... paint paint paint,
>almost drop the lamp again (no more lightbulbs) grab it w/ my left hand at
>the last instant. There was then a shower of sparks and my left arm turned
>into a vice grip around the lamp. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP! AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I
>was numb up to my bicep for a few minutes and I still feel weird. Good
>thing I draw righthanded! I guess I grooed.
>~Nate "Sparky" Urinetoast.
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