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HERES A JOKE I HEARD AT WORK I FOUND IT
FUNNY SO I THOUHGT I WOULD SEND IT ALONG.........THERE WAS A MAN WHO REALLY TOOK
CARE OF HIS BODY.
HE LIFTED WEIGHTS AND JOGGED 6 MILES A
DAY. ONE DAY HE TOOK A LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND NOTICED THAT HE WAS TAN ALL OVER
EXCEPT HIS "THING".SO HE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. HE WENT TO THE
BEACH, COMPLETELY UNDRESSED HIM SELF AND BURIED HIMSELF IN THE SAND,
EXCEPT HIS "THING" WHICH HE LEFT STICKING OUT. TWO OLD LADIES WERE
STROLLING ALONG THE BEACH ONE USEING A CANE. UPON SEEING THE "THING"
STICKING UP OUT OF THE SAND , SHE BEGAN TO MOVE IT AROUND WITH THE CANE
REMARKING TO THE OTHER LADY "THERE'S NO JUSTICE IN THE
WORLD"
THE OTHER LADY ASKED WHAT SHE
MEANT.
"WHEN I WAS 20, I WAS CURIOUS
ABOUT IT.
WHEN I WAS 30, I ENJOYED
IT.
WHEN I WAS 40, I ASKED FOR
IT.
WHEN I WAS 50, I PAID FOR IT
.
WHEN I WAS 60, I PRAYED FOR
IT.
WHEN I WAS 70, I FORGOT ABOUT
IT.
NOW, I AM 80 AND THE DAMN THINGS ARE
GROWING WILD ON THE BEACH AND I'M TOO OLD TO SQUAT.........80) |