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RE: [OT] a good question...and a not so good answer.

Well, I say Mark Messier.
A lecture from Capt. Picard is enough to make a Klingon blanche.
I'd have to chose MM over J.Nicholas (also spelled wrong) because a good
golf swing is likely to travel along a line in line with fundamental parts
(the top head not being considered fundamental).  I'd also have to chose MM
over J.Nicholson cuz wood is easier to get hit by than sharpened metal.
(This is, of course, only my choice assuming that we didn't have a huge maze
in our backyard.)
...and besides hockey players are over rated for toughness!


p.s. did you know that Klingon run through a spellchecker comes out Clinton?
-----Original Message-----
From: Shane Clarke [mailto:sac@foolarchy.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 17, 2000 1:56 PM
To: groop@groo.com
Subject: [OT] a good question...

Me and my friends always ask this question... and we can never think of a 
good answer.

Let's suggest that you were in High School and you got a really bad report 
card. Basically, we're talking straight F's all the way through.

You had to show this report card to your father.

Who would you want your father to be:

(A) Mark Messier (of hockey fame. he just looks like he'd whip you with a 
hickory stick!)

(B) Patrick Stewart (in ST:TNG mode. he would lecture the hell out of you!)

(C) Jack Nicholas (spelled it wrong, but his character during The Shining.)